Sarah+-+GC+-+SP13

1. I got elected?! This is seriously my in-laws lucky day.
 * 1) stacksonstacks

2. People are always judging me for accepting lavish gifts. Really? I saved the country.
 * 1) yourewelcome

3. @jamesFIST @jayiwantgould No really guys, @USTREASURY won’t. I promise. But send me a cut please.
 * 1) ididsavetheunion

4. The price of gold is seriously crazy today. Wonder why that is.

5. @jamesFIST @jayiwantgould haha SIKE. @sec.boutwell is about to start selling some stacks
 * 1) ofgold

6. @CreditMobilier Really guys? You couldn’t keep it quiet till after campaign?
 * 1) smh

7. @oakesames @schuylercolfax @jamesgarfeildthecat Sorry guys. Tough break. Be more careful next time.

8. Hmm..the liquor taxes have really been slowing lately. Not that I’ve ever paid them. I probably owe a quarter million by now(:

9. Let no guilty man escape!
 * 1) whiskeyring

10. If anyone knows anything about these whiskey ring people, tell me and hand me every piece of discriminating evidence you’ve found for uh...safekeeping.

11. RT “@benbristow I think I have something @USgrant should take a look at...”

12. @obabcock Don’t worry bro. I got you.

13. @wwbelknap Sorry man, I know it was for your wife. They don’t understand.
 * 1) congress #indianbribes

14. Just got $15.5 million from the Treaty of Washington. I think my in-laws could use a new mansion.

15. @TheSouth if you think I’m letting you off easy..
 * 1) forgetit

16. @BlackPeople Just signed the law dismantling Freedmen’s Bureau.
 * 1) sorrynotsorry

17. @KKK @Racists You’re not getting away with this.

18. @SC habeas corpus is officially
 * 1) suspended

19. RT “@SupremeCourt #LetsBeHonest no one wants to have to share a bathroom with a black person.”

20. @JayCookeandCompany This is your fault. You fix it.
 * 1) economicpanic

21. Who knew fires could hurt the economy? There’s a small one at the end of my cigar every night.
 * 1) lol

22. What’s all this talk about the Vienna stock market crash? Why does it matter, Vienna must be in like, Africa?

23. @threemillionunemployed Should’ve saved the union like me.

24. I seriously don’t understand economic troubles. Lets just print more money.
 * 1) yourewelcome

25. We’re about to have a ton of gold up in here.
 * 1) resumptionofspecieact

26. @softmoneyadvocates You lost. Now please stop talking.

27. @softmoneyadvocates If you had saved the union you’d actually have money and wouldn’t be whining right now.
 * 1) annoyed

28. People now have confidence in American money. That’s because it’s U.S gold. Wanna know another extremely valuable object? U.S Grant.

29. Hard money, hard liquor.
 * 1) thatshowido

30. Colorado was admitted into the Union two weeks ago and they still haven’t given me a present. What the heck.

31. Okay seriously Colorado, I’m the reason there’s a country to be a part of. The least you could do is send over a couple of cubans. I’m pretty sure Cuba’s like your neighbor.

32. Everyone knows the 15th amendment is kinda a joke.

33. I mean I’ll still enforce it, but it’s kind of overrated. Like taxes. Or the justice system.

34. I should probably run for a third term. I’m obviously pretty awesome at this.

35. Okay House, I see how it is. Don’t want to GRANT the country another term of GRANT.
 * 1) rude

36. Anyone know of any wars I can win? Apparently I’m getting kicked out of the White House.
 * 1) salty

37. Retweet if you’re thinking three terms.

38. Instagram:


 * 1) selfiesunday #contemplative #stern #beard #hair #nose #unionsaver #ladykiller #nofilter #allnatural

39.



Ready for Monday.

40.

Where most of my associates' decisions take place.
 * 1) notshady #honest